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Tz
06-29-2006, 06:01 PM
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have
gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and
often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to
participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds
into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek
immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance
to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the
following apply to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may
speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local mental health center."

~St. Mary's Catholic Church

Uhh, yeah.

Wyxt
06-29-2006, 06:25 PM
I worship Satan because I post on these forums.

Ishtassa
06-29-2006, 06:33 PM
That describes EVERY teenager in existance... ZOMG TEH WURLD IZ GOTHIC! /wrists

Shion
06-29-2006, 10:58 PM
rock on!

i must be satan's birth child because i've played so many games on a competitive level, some would refer that to professionally, and to call me satanic would be a mere brush on a shoulder in comparison.

Fredo
07-02-2006, 10:31 AM
How dare they call Hindouism and Buddhism a dangerous cult religion !?!?!

shame

Tangerine
07-02-2006, 05:43 PM
"Masturbates"

OH DEAR GOD..only the spawn of the devil maturbates...do you hear that men? You are to get married and have modest sex or wait for a wet dream. Do not touch yourself. Your penis is sin incarnate. Same goes for you female masturbators *shakes fist* (although women do not wet their sheets if they don't masturbate) :P

Here's a site that can help:

http://www.moonmac.com/Mormon_masturbation.html

(roflcopter)

Kappa
07-02-2006, 09:44 PM
=O

Ishtassa
07-04-2006, 12:26 PM
You know? I have yet to be accosted by missionaries... but we do have a few that live and wander in my apartment complex thingy. I have to control various uncouth desires while driving... at them... They don't bother you when you have a more powerful vehicle of destruction than their scriptures.

Spine
07-12-2006, 08:48 PM
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

give me break...

Remrem
07-18-2006, 09:41 AM
omg .... noo... noooo I am teh Gothic chronic sexaholic/master bator sinner type person. Since when is the ankh considered satanic? I thought it was an Egyptian symbol meaning 'Symbol of Life'. I was quite into that era for a time and know a few heiroglyphs and their meanings. this was carried over into the Medeival times though which is where Christianity got the cross from. So to say this is a symbol of satanic ritual is a contridiction in itself.

Todays fun fact? We learned the origin of the Ankh! Yea!

Kamar
07-19-2006, 08:19 PM
I think according to that list....Everyone is gothic, and thus Devil's children. So....Im having a good amount of fun....and they arent. I declare victory!

Nard
07-19-2006, 11:22 PM
From that mormon guide:

If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A SNACK

So I just found out why the fattest americans are from the middle part of it... being too religious leads to being fat

Shion
07-20-2006, 09:09 AM
:thumbs up:

Engracia
07-20-2006, 11:03 AM
*falls over laughing*

Wow, now that's some paranoid religion being taught. No wonder my ex-husband's family didn't like me. *snickers* Oh well, the feeling was mutual.