Why isn't KKW PROGRESSING in PvE??????

[Alnatural]

Still waiting on an answer. Dunno. Figured maybe some thought the last thread was only for the AV's to reply or something.

Do you guys ever get together to do anything large scale in the world? Can I get a hint drop? Buy a vowel? WTF? R U just not progressing? Guild dramas? I know you must have a long list of loot whores waiting to get in. So you can't be short a hand or two. Whats up?

Your faithful and patient enemy:

Vic

[Sugarcakes]

put a dog into your cunt

[Worry]

What?

[Marric]

Why are you an some unknown player who doesnt have the drive to be in a competent guild, make a competent guild, or PVP with a competent guild. Get off my forums, and quit putting up false accusations or reasons of why we havnt downed Magtheridon or any other new content boss. Why dont you go join ODM like every other alliance scrub, I heard they are progressing fast... OH WAIT.

[Moonbiter]

... compitant ... compitant ... compitant

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=competent

How deliciously ironic.

P.S. You can use my dog if you want ALNATURAL

[Marric]

... compitant ... compitant ... compitant

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=competent

How deliciously ironic.

P.S. You can use my dog if you want ALNATURAL


Never said I could spell, glad that you pointed it out. At least mt theory is justified. We all know my E-peenis is much larger than yours, you shaman.

[Postscript]

itt we are ignorant

you start

[Lorelei]

Sex. The truth is, we're far too busy with our rockstar lifestyles to fight internet monsters. I'd describe this in more detail, but I'm already late for that meeting with my agent and a couple toned swedish male models.

[Ace]

Okay guys I have a serious question to ask, but every time I bring it up everybody laughs at me... What's a tank?

[Alnatural]

lol. Flamez.

U guys are funny. No wonder your my favorite for waging wars against. Look. I'm not flaming you. All I'm asking is- when are you going to get to an instance that you can't overfly? No one seems to know >.< Leaving me only with a list of theories as to why not??? I dont play often, and when I DO play I would LIKE for there to be a competent and well geared guild for me to gank.

I mean seriously- I can't be expected to RP a campaign against puggers in orgrimmar. That makes for some shitty RP material. Miright? So if you aren't worthy then either say so or hurry the fuck up. Now. Why aren't you progressing? Can I at LEAST get a timeline on when you'll be to a 25 man instance you can't overfly PLEASE? Its actually a very simple question. And you spend 40+ hours a week on it so its a question I would think someone here would know the answer to.


Your very bored and faithful enemy,

Invic

P.S. Marric. Its Invictus. ^^

/hugs

[Marric]

And you spend 40+ hours a week on it so its a question I would think someone here would know the answer to.



P.S. Marric. Its Invictus. ^^




You probably play more than me right now. Do you understand how much 40 hours is a week is? That would mean KKW raids 10 days a week or we raid for 13.3 hours per raid day. Now that makes perfect sense now does it Invictus.

Remember Invictus, you will never out gun or out skill KKW...

Oh the memories, when will you learn? http://files.filefront.com/KKWrollswmv/;5124890;/fileinfo.html

MAGE BOMBS MAGE BOMBS

[Faulken]

40 hours a week, lol

[Evilstooge]

I dont understand what you mean by overfly.

[Moonbiter]

I dont understand what you mean by overfly.


He's implying that we're so fly that we overfly everything we set foot into.

fly –adjective British Informal.
1. clever; keen; ingenious.
2. agile; nimble.

I maybe like dictionary.com too much :(

P.S.: "my E-peenis is much larger than yours"

I stuck it in a blender Marric. A blender with windfury enchant. :'(

[Marric]

Lets look at the facts.

1. While Tairel was raiding, there WAS progress.

2. There has been no progress since Tairel cancelled her account.

Therefore looking at it anecdotally (the BEST kind of dotical there is!), A + B = Tairel is the greatest gift to raiding since Ventrillo.

Personally I'm surprised the guild's still running and its people aren't huddled together in frightened masses.


They are huddled under Magtheridon being at 20%.

[Sugarcakes]

Your very bored and faithful enemy,

Invic

you're as big of an attention whore as wyxt, too bad any thread he/she/it farts in gets more pageviews than your "rp" posts

ps. get fucked

[Alnatural]

Oh the memories, when will you learn? http://files.filefront.com/KKWrollswmv/;5124890;/fileinfo.html




Ha ha ha! Oh shit. That was fun to watch. "The loss" as we often refer to it Alliance side. Man. I remember right after that happened and I started typing up an RP post about losing. And someone (can't remember who) posted before I could have it done something along the lines of "Oh. So Invictus always makes RP posts about his beating us. But he doesn't wanna RP about losing to us? GG 'unconquerable'. "

Course then I finished the RP thread where we lost. Remember? "Clenching the dirt. . . a bitter scream began to bellow up fom the pit of Invictus' stomach. Then stopped, suddenly, choked out by the blood of his mortal wounds. Only a pool of crimson mucous heaved and spat upon the ahsen ground of his defeat instead." etc.

Then the next day we got you out in Silithus. RP killed Sumie (who wasn't even there. lol.). RP'd a coma for 3 months. RP'd getting revived by the sisters. Lucenias' Code Thunders On. Etc.

Good times.

In all honesty. Looking back on that raid. I did an absolutely horrible job of leading it. Poor choice of ground to fight on, poor choice of tactic to employ. But to get to have that loss as an RP reference still makes for kewl material nonetheless. And yep. U guys beat us fair and square.

But damn it Marric. I love you man. What fun would PvP be without smash and grab personalities like you? Its like whatever thought happens to be on the edge of your mind- you just throw it out there. Thats commendable in some ways.

[Alnatural]

Ok, look, I am beginning to gather from all the indirect answers, flames, and mean head people that I have asked a question here that is a sore topic. I didn't mean to point out something sensitive. I honestly was just curious on when I could organize world raids against you again. That was all.

Didn't mean to start a commotion. You still get all my hugs and love. And honestly- I know you want the ability to make another fraps of rolling us as I want to give you the opportunity. Miright? You and Dark Chaos are the ONLY two guilds who never run. So I actually have mad respect for that. It is a PvP server after all.

After "Magtheridon" or whatever. Will you be over in the Zangarmarsh 25 man instance? Or is there another step after that? Shit. I may actually have to read about this damn game.

Edit: http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/bcattunement/

HOLY SHIT! Its almost as complicated as a pre-requisite flow chart for aquiring a nuke! I sure as hell hope it won't take as long. How often did you guys say you play again? Blizz. Nerf pls.

[Sugarcakes]

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK

YOU ARE A SHITTY TROLL

P.S. PURPOSEFULLY MISCONSTRUE SOME MORE SHIT SO MAYBE PEOPLE WILL CARE ABOUT YOU

[Alnatural]

Irrihaks. lol. I have to admit I'm honestly feeling a little outnubmered here. Show me some love man. I'm givin you props for not running away like a lot of other guilds do. At the end of the day this game wouldn't be any fun without you. Why so hostile?

/pie

[Marric]

At least you’re a good sport about this Invictus. However, I took a break from the game for about 3 weeks a while back. I returned to try out a paladin; I enjoy playing one so I will probably still play this game. I am still leveling her slowly, 65 ATM, I am in Terrokar the bone wastes area if you want to come camp me.

But remember, Marric will descend upon you with fists of fury of a 1000 nations and block out the sun with his massive e-peenis.

[Drock]

OUR BEES WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN! >:(

[Alnatural]

At least you’re a good sport about this Invictus. However, I took a break from the game for about 3 weeks a while back. I returned to try out a paladin; I enjoy playing one so I will probably still play this game. I am still leveling her slowly, 65 ATM, I am in Terrokar the bone wastes area if you want to come camp me.

But remember, Marric will descend upon you with fists of fury of a 1000 nations and block out the sun with his massive e-peenis.



See? Theres some <3 was that so bad?

<3 Marric

I only camp solos if the situation lends itself. The only camping I'll actively pursue is against end game guilds. Simple PvP, RP, challenge, originality, grandiose "war scale" feel and tactics, etc. Man. You remember that battle of Thermopylae post awhile back? Funnest night I've ever had. Shit like that you just can not get anywhere else. I miss BRM.

So Marric. Now that we are kewl, your going to go find out an estimated timeline for getting to the instances you can't overfly and get back to me. GO GO GO!

[Spine]

Invictus is the biggest joke that I've ever met. Taking him seriously will only bring you down to his level of stupidity.

[Evilstooge]

turks know better ::)

[Marric]

So Marric. Now that we are kewl, your going to go find out an estimated timeline for getting to the instances you can't overfly and get back to me. GO GO GO!

Timeline is unknown to me, I do not progress with our end game "personally ATM". This is because I am trying to get the paladin to 70 and geared/keyed. It wont be LONG. Maybe I will let you know, you wont stop us. You cant stop the Warband.

WE WILL CRUSH YOU GNOME.

[Moonbiter]

OUR BEES WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN! >:(


Then we shall hug in the shade.

[Alnatural]

Orgrimmar Pwnage imho. Miright? ::)

WTF Spine? Seriously. W

T

F.

What did I ever do to you? Wait. . . dont answer that.

[Spine]

You couldn't do anything to me. That's the point.

[Alnatural]

Then why all the agro? Hating on someone who can't do anything to you is like bitch slapping a retarded clawless monkey.

. . . damn it. I think I just gave you a perfect set up with that analogy. :-\

[Grai]

I've had enough of you spamming our forums.

[Rarespawn]

I've had enough of you spamming our forums.


^

you tell 'em skeeter

[Spine]

skeeter?!

http://www.skeeterskeleton.com/

[Victorian]

I've had enough of you spamming our forums.


WTF mate? ^^

Ok. I'll tell you what. They are your forums. And as such they are your rules. You tell me what is and is not considered spam and I'll comply. Was it the WTB access thread with the level 70 full tier 4 warrior? cuz I wuz just toying around iz all.

Which of these posts do you want me to delete?

All my love,

Your faithful enemy Invic

P.S. GJ on Mag. ****NOW**** are you guys gonna be in Zangarmarsh 25 man instance? When?

[Tz]

I've had enough of you spamming our forums.


WTF mate? ^^

Ok. I'll tell you what. They are your forums. And as such they are your rules. You tell me what is and is not considered spam and I'll comply. Was it the WTB access thread with the level 70 full tier 4 warrior? cuz I wuz just toying around iz all.

Which of these posts do you want me to delete?

All my love,

Your faithful enemy Invic

P.S. GJ on Mag. ****NOW**** are you guys gonna be in Zangarmarsh 25 man instance? When?


never

now will you shut the fuck up?

[Sugarcakes]

I CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Postscript]

I've had enough of you spamming our forums.


WTF mate? ^^

Ok. I'll tell you what. They are your forums. And as such they are your rules. You tell me what is and is not considered spam and I'll comply. Was it the WTB access thread with the level 70 full tier 4 warrior? cuz I wuz just toying around iz all.

Which of these posts do you want me to delete?

All my love,

Your faithful enemy Invic

P.S. GJ on Mag. ****NOW**** are you guys gonna be in Zangarmarsh 25 man instance? When?


i see you've already got an rp post typed up so you can relate to us your illusions of grandeur

have fun with that zerging one person down at a time with your raid of 40

[Ekera]

You don't get it. Go away.

[Shinzo]

ROFL. Man. U guys are fricken hilarious. You honestly make me wonder whether or not you would give me a glass of water if I were dieing of thirst in the desert in RL. And if thats the case. . . well. . . I'll will let you draw your own conclusions about its implications. lol. Personally, I'm leaning to the theory that you've all been classically conditioned to respond to me in this manner.

Although I must say, still, tryin to give a shout out to you and having it be corperately met with the replies as all of you have given DO make for a much more satisfying prospect of camping you out at Zangarmarsh.

So. . . I guess I'll see you all when the RP campaign continues then? Oh. And dont think I'm discouraged in any way by taking you all down 1 by 1, or 5 by 5 or whatever. Just so long as each and every one of you go down. You wanna reduce your chances of getting by safe and sound? I've no problem with that. And if you try to sneak by like some of the other guilds do? Trust me. . . you'll fail. Everyone has to pay the piper.

Your faithful enemy,

Invicypoo

Read the sig.

[Desolator]

ROFL. Man. U guys are fricken hilarious. You honestly make me wonder whether or not you would give me a glass of water if I were dieing of thirst in the desert in RL. And if thats the case. . . well. . . I'll will let you draw your own conclusions about its implications. lol. Personally, I'm leaning to the theory that you've all been classically conditioned to respond to me in this manner.

Although I must say, still, tryin to give a shout out to you and having it be corperately met with the replies as all of you have given DO make for a much more satisfying prospect of camping you out at Zangarmarsh.

So. . . I guess I'll see you all when the RP campaign continues then?

Your faithful enemy,

Invicypoo

Read the sig.


Who are you?

[Marric]

You will never out camp us.. "enjoy your corpse run"

[Shinzo]

You will never out camp us.. "enjoy your corpse run"



I beg to differ. Apparently you've never been in a raid on black rock mountain. ;)

[Postscript]

ROFL. Man. U guys are fricken hilarious. You honestly make me wonder whether or not you would give me a glass of water if I were dieing of thirst in the desert in RL. And if thats the case. . . well. . . I'll will let you draw your own conclusions about its implications. lol. Personally, I'm leaning to the theory that you've all been classically conditioned to respond to me in this manner.

Although I must say, still, tryin to give a shout out to you and having it be corperately met with the replies as all of you have given DO make for a much more satisfying prospect of camping you out at Zangarmarsh.

So. . . I guess I'll see you all when the RP campaign continues then?

Your faithful enemy,

Invicypoo

Read the sig.


@ your sig: there's quite a difference between camping and ganking guilds and ganking and people walking to an instance. guess which you're doing? i'll give you a hint since you never seem to understand: it's not the first.

it's people like you others despise. people who cannot learn a single thing even if it's beaten into their thick skull a thousand times. if you met yourself you would hate yourself like we do you.

btw post your rp post here right now since you already have it written and are ready to jack off over the prospect of posting it

love, agrajag

[Sugarcakes]

honestly invictus's player should be raped to death by a bear, maybe while his mom watches and is forced to masturbate to it at gunpoint

[Postscript]

ps a gem i found, you should read it through invictus

http://www.apa.org/journals/features/psp7761121.pdf

[Confessor]

ps a gem i found, you should read it through invictus

http://www.apa.org/journals/features/psp7761121.pdf


Intellectual BURN!

[Unconquerable]

ps a gem i found, you should read it through invictus

http://www.apa.org/journals/features/psp7761121.pdf



You know something, if you guys haven't actually read through this article yet you really really should. Its actually very well researched and applicable to almost any human being.

It was funny cuz I was sitting their reading it and I had this thought in the back of my head of a quote by Thomas Jefferson, "He who knows best knows how little he knows." Sure enough the author actually uses that quote on the 3rd to last page.

I would honestly hate for such a good article to be wasted on those types who only read the title and move on.

[Grai]

I already banned you once because I hate your spam, I can keep it up, or just go with an IP ban if you like next time.

You're not welcome here, keep your pretentious drivel on the realm forums and out of our private ones.

[Unconquerable]

Pretentious. Whats pretentious about it? lol. You got all this agro on me and I dont even have a taunt ability! Damn. . . PvE not so ez?