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Ekera
04-20-2009, 12:32 AM
So I guess occasionally I say shit that kind of works well for a meme. I dunno, when I'm yammering shit in Vent during raids sometimes it's just stream-of-consciousness. Usually I'm looking at a few different things. Sometimes I don't even remember what I just said! Also, I thought "/target Right Arm, /cast Fuckbolt" was funnier than "THE WHOLE RAID" but what do I know?

Ok, annoying inside jokes aside, hey, we killed 3 bosses tonight!

First up was Kologarn. Like Razorscale (at least from 10-man experience), a lot of this guy is simply about not doing the wrong thing. So until people learn that, you're going to wipe because DPS is on the wrong target, or healers aren't healing Gripped people, or people get Eye Beamed, etc. Once we sorted that shit out, he blew up.

http://www.korkronwarband.net/videos/ss/kologarndown.jpg

Loot! -

Idol of the Crying Wind (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=45270) - Novo
Gloves of Unerring Mettle (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=45262) - Rokni
Bracers of Unleashed Magic (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=45275) - Gli
Fragment of Val'anyr #1 (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=45038) - Choram

Next up, the worst pull since Majordomo - Auriaya.

Basically, once you figure out how to do the pull without one or more tanks getting oneshotted, this fight will fall over. Assuming the adds don't inexplicably respawn on you midfight. They did for us! Yay first week bugs.

http://www.korkronwarband.net/videos/ss/auriayadown.jpg

More loot! -

Stonerender (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=45315) - Zwingley
Siren's Cry (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=45327) - Loktera
Amice of the Stoic Watch (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=45440) - Notaryn

Finally, we get to the "meat" of the instance, the four Watchers. First up for us was Hodir, because we heard he loves to have his spear thrust and his helm polished.

Pretty simple fight, looks chaotic but actually isn't that bad. Plus, huge Thaddius-like numbers are fun every once in a while. Only took us two pulls for him to fall over, but it's easy to see how the eventual hard mode is going to buttfuck us for a bit.

http://www.korkronwarband.net/videos/ss/hodirsaved.jpg
^ Munch is far too busy for screenshots.

EVEN MORE LOOT! -

Frostplate Greaves (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=45452) - Noxnia
Conqueror's Deathbringer Robes (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=46137) - Malvagio
Conqueror's Deathbringer Robes (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=46137) - Briio

5 bosses in 2 nights, not too shabby. On a whole, Ulduar is very much a step up from Naxxramas, but (now that a few bugs have been sorted out) isn't so hard as to be immensely frustrating. The normal modes should feel like cake in just a couple weeks, and then comes the gearing up process towards the eventual hard modes. Interesting (and not overdone) trash, teleporters throughout the instance, and fun new boss mechanics = awesome raid.

Divisive
04-20-2009, 12:35 AM
"fuck you guys and your screenshots i'm going to solo thorim"

Gor
04-20-2009, 12:46 AM
Second

And so slick. Except Thorim where I look like a Down Syndrome baby wearing a big over sized shirt.

PROGRESSION HO GRATS

Stryn
04-20-2009, 01:07 AM
Can't see me in any screenshots ffffffff

Aplaste
04-20-2009, 01:19 AM
i hear rokni is getting sucked off by an underage girl c/d

Ekera
04-20-2009, 01:40 AM
What a horrible accusation.

As you can see, Dormus is clearly visible in the picture.

Luxferra
04-20-2009, 02:26 AM
I liked fuckbolts better too.

FUCKBOLTS, HO!

Avonaco
04-20-2009, 09:33 AM
How come my bear ass doesn't get a question mark in the second pic? I turned around JUST FOR YOU EKERA

NotArin
04-20-2009, 10:39 AM
lol.

Chaldro
04-20-2009, 11:47 AM
what's it like to kill a boss that isn't a dragon?

grats dudes

Chal
04-20-2009, 12:10 PM
Refreshing

Worry
04-20-2009, 06:43 PM
Congrats! amazing paint skills!

Zaerya
04-20-2009, 06:46 PM
I love Ekera

/fuckbolt

Confessor
04-20-2009, 10:49 PM
First real night of long raiding (12AM etc..) we've had in awhile.

Mmm. Feels good...