Balls Out

[Ekera]

Moving right along! Going back in this week, we decided to snag the bosses we'd skipped last week because a lot of them were retuned. That's a delicate way of saying they were nerfed, but I like to STAY POSITIVE. No, seriously. Stop laughing. Besides, killing new bosses is always fun, and we'll have enough of killing the same bosses to last us the next 6 months soon enough.

First up, Razorscale. Shitloads of adds, and a DPS burn. The couple minor changes they made seemed to make this fight feel pretty good right where it is. Like most of the early stuff in Ulduar, tricky but not super difficult. Plus, NO TRASH. Gotta love no trash.

http://www.korkronwarband.net/videos/ss/razorscaledown.jpg

Holy shit loot -

Remorse (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=45142) - Romeo
Dragonslayer's Brace (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=45139) - Rokni
Living Flame (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=45148) - Malvagio

Next up we decided to go across the hall and knock out Ignis. He got "retuned" pretty hard today with a health decrease and some damage decreases to some of his abilities, so he really didn't take much time at all. Feels better now as an early instance fight. Still can be unforgiving if your healers lose track of Flame Jet timers.

http://www.korkronwarband.net/videos/ss/ignisdown.jpg
^ Spot the stand-in.

More fucking loot -

Cindershard Ring (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=45157) - Zwingley
Pyrelight Circle (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=45168) - Thaine
Soot-Covered Mantle (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=45186) - Divisive

After punching out XT-002 again, we scooted right past Kologarn to go pay a visit to the Iron Council. Stormcaller last is a fairly easy setup as long as you aren't dumb with interrupts, so it only took a couple of attempts. Again, fairly chaotic fight that can be unforgiving of mistakes, but not that difficult to learn.

http://www.korkronwarband.net/videos/ss/icdown.jpg

WHAT GOES HERE? -

Rune Edge (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=45233) - Stryn
Runeshaper's Gloves (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=45239) - Luxferre
Iron-Studded Mantle (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=45227) - Loktera

HOKAY. That's 8 bosses down out of 13, so we're well on our way. Could we see Yogg-Saron on Thursday? Hope so!

[Gor]

FIRST. Third night into Ulduar and making progress, as well as fucking having fun as a guild. 8/13 baby fuck yeah.

[Evilstooge]

balls out

[Luxferra]

Sooooo much fun! :D

[Eradris]

I fucking love this instance.

[Chal]

Grats guys, also wtb those gloves lux :o

[Bovii]

gratz on the hard work. so when do we start in on the hard modes?

[Avonaco]

Did THE WHOLE RAID have their balls out?

[Lichie]

I survived MalvBan 2009.

http://imgur.com/11JE.jpg

[Worry]

Months behind obviously. grats guys!

[Shadowhuntarz]

grats on killing another internet dragon guys. It takes such hard work and perseverance even through hard times and obstacles to have defeated such a powerful internet dragon. I couldn't even imagine how hard it would be to get 25 people organized into a raid all at the same time, given that it would be because of real life things that would get in your way, but you say NO to these RL challenges because only failures let RL get in their way of killing such EPIC internet dragons to get some new epic wizard hats and robes. Only such failures would use real life as an excuse(MORE LIKE A CRUTCH) for not treating WoW like a fulltime job, and/or giving up RL obligations like jobs(who needs those when you can just live in mom's basement) to kill such elite internet dragons. Once again, congratulations on killing internet dragon #6049

[Lethargy]

grats on killing another internet dragon guys. It takes such hard work and perseverance even through hard times and obstacles to have defeated such a powerful internet dragon. I couldn't even imagine how hard it would be to get 25 people organized into a raid all at the same time, given that it would because of real life things that would get in your way, but you say NO to these RL challenges because only failures let RL get in their way of killing such EPIC internet dragons to get some new epic wizard hats and robes. Only such failures would use real life as an excuse(MORE LIKE A CRUTCH) for not treating WoW like a fulltime job, and/or giving up RL obligations like jobs(who needs those when you can just live in mom's basement) to kill such elite internet dragons. Once again, congratulations on kill internet dragon #6049

Thanks! We try

[Gor]

Big pats on the back for bosses cleared.

Get that envious shadowretard motherfucker who can't experience this stuff and probably plays just as much if not much, much more (various troll names come to mind, etc.) Outta our forums and out of this progression thread. Surely we spend every waking moment killing internet dragons since we raid a few hours three out of 7 days a week.

Faggot night elf with horrible name and mediocre pvp abilities who shadowmelds and gets raped up the ass. Who spent hours upon hours upon days upon months ganking, "RPING" (And failing) in Astraanar with poor gear because he "has a life."

*throws a pokeball with Irrihaks inside in the direction of the fucktard*

[Shadowhuntarz]

well goddamn, that was overkill. I think im going to cry in a corner with none of my friends now

[Worry]

well goddamn, that was overkill. I think im going to cry in a corner with none of my friends now

Why did you ban this failure of human flesh? He sucks at real life and WoW... We could have had some real fun with this fool.

[Jasonegg]

Why did you ban this failure of human flesh? He sucks at real life and WoW... We could have had some real fun with this fool.

hahaha.. NERD!!!!!

[Briio]

/facepalm

[Divisive]

hey gallade remember when.. y.. oh wait nothing of relevance

[Marric]

Hilarity ensues.

[Jasonegg]

I still win the internet.

[Jasonegg]

hey gallade remember when.. y.. oh wait nothing of relevance

gallade=/= jasonegg or however you write that thing that means the opposite of equals. fugly

[Divisive]

as far as i am concerned you are one entity

[Jasonegg]

yes

[Marric]

/yawn

[Briio]

gallade=/= jasonegg or however you write that thing that means the opposite of equals. fugly

!= (programming)
or
≠ (mathematical)

I'm guessing you aren't a major in neither of these studies.. If this really is Shadowhunta then quit being silly i know you're better than that.. If you aren't then you can go F- yourself :P