Hey guys hows things been?

[KoarReborn]

Believe it or not its Chris, the player behind Koar stopping by to say whats up. Just thought about you guys and figured I would say hello.

I have no hard feelings towards any of you and honestly it was a really good time we had in vanilla wasn't it?

I've been working hard for AT&T, but I had to get surgery on my wrist, they had to put a pin through one of the bones because I broke it in half. So im sitting on temporary disability right now.


I quit WoW for a long time but I just came back, but on a different server.

In any case just stopping in to see how you guys are doing:)

[Marric]

hey hey!
DPS and mana burn

[Grai]

We still have it!

Ive been thinking about things lately like I said recently in rogue chat. In any case this is hard to do but it must be done.
I have to quit this game for good. My reasons are simple.
First off the guild has divided into cliques, as far as arenas and raids. Also I know that many of you were given passes to the beta.

So that is some dishonesty right there. Over time we have invited idiots like Sam Adums, Novo, and others. Then to top it off Amilee and Votum promote that fucking dick Postscript to guild status. This guild is spiraling down to what you want, a 25 man raid.
Rogues are broken, no one gives a fuck about rogues, and at this point I could care less.
Btw fuck druids, hunters and warlocks. And warriors.
To the rest of you, KKW is dying and will eventually crumble like TTL did.
Fuck Ascend, Fuck Bane, Fuck Rekki stupid bitch, Fuck Moonbiter, fuck all of, in v you fucking idiots. You stupid cum swallowing fucking idiots, you fucking terds. If your so damn hardcore about not liking me then come to my house and ill break your fucking face for you you cocksucking bitch ass fags.

in zny cazse im gone, good fuvkinh nu


Also...

This is my final message to you pieces of shit, you've shown your true colors. Goodbye terds, and rest in peace.

AND!



Ive taken to heart and thought about your posts for a while now. Meaning Melacath and Amilee since you are the only two who posted on my thread.

Anyway here is my response:

First off, you said Burned Bridges, well Rekki has left the guild numerous times for stupid reasons, and was allowed back in, Id have to say its been about 8 times for her. Second, you mentioned Liquid Courage. Ive always been the kind of person who would say anything to anyones face, in the whole year and a half we've all been guilded, beer or no beer, and those of you who have been guilded with me that long know that.
Third, I can understand your reasoning in mentioning that I need to seek counseling.. or AA, this is just because when I play world of warcraft, usually ill have a beer also, it makes the game more fun for me, and there have been times when I've been a little too drunk while playing
but there have been plenty of times where other members have also, Krunch, Grai, Meowei, Spine, yes even you Latroc.

The reason I said shit about Novo and Samadums is because ever since you both hit 70, to me it feels like your stuck up and too good to help anyone with anything, and when that Arcane Brilliance 2 book dropped and I asked Science where to send it he said the bank, but then you spoke up Sam and I sent it right, cause thats what I do.(btw Science did say to send it to Sam after Sam spoke up) And as long as ive been in the guild I have always made an effort to help people whenever needed, even when it had nothing for me in return, and I did this because that is what I feel a guildie should do.

As far as Moonbiter, you just talk too much shit on vent or in guild chat, I just get the basic idea that youve never liked me from the start, and the feeling is mutual. As far as the guild, telling me this is how I felt about KKW? Ive been one of your most loyal members from the beginning, since Atrum Conventus, since we started, through every raid, when we were learning shit I was there, when we were downing shit, I was there. Ive only missed one boss kill pre BC and that was Loatheb. I didnt make 70 right off the bat because I was leveling a paladin and working a lot of hours.

In any case for me to make a mistake and ask back in and get this kind of reply from both of you is bullshit. And have all of the officers and guild agreed on this even?

And Melacath, every time ive talked to you I always thought you were cool.
Anyway thats my final piece, take it as you will.

Ive been playing my paladin on my old server recently, and I will still play Koar regardless. I still want back in the guild but Im seeing that probably wont happen. If this is it then this is it, otherwise message me in game when im around.

Koar

And I had our screenshotted conversation when you begged me to ginvite you back again after all of the above. It's gone now though :( MEMORIES

[Faulken]

gotta agree with him though, samadums is a douchebag.

I MEAN postscript, yeah postscript.

[KoarReborn]

Hahaha good times:)

I remember those days, back at the beginning of BC. Everyone rushing to level up and all that shit lol.

I had to quit the game back then, I had too much going on in my life. I was meaning to quit you guys for a while and then I decided to do it when I was wasted.

Things are going good for me now. Just bought a 2500 square foot house with a 1 acre yard in the country. My job is great, I get paid a lot of money at what I do and I am happy with it. They are taking care of me real good while im on short term disability right now too. So its kind of like a little vacation away from work while I heal, but im still getting paid. Also my insurance covered the 16,000 dollar operation 100% so I am pretty happy with that as well.
I am also happily married now. Crazy that all that has happened since I quit WoW isnt it? I guess I was just spending too much time worrying about purples.


I just play WoW casually on a different server but I still get to raid ICC. I am also in a good guild and have no intention of ever going back to Maelstrom:) When I left with my Warrior and Rogue that was goodbye forever.

Hamsterfuff quit the game for good and he is never returning. But both of us are getting ready for Starcraft 2 as should all of you. I bought a brand new PC for it, its going to be a beast. i7 930 overclocked to 3.4 ghz, 6gb of corsair ddr3 ram expandable to 24 gigs. Gigabyte Mobo, 1TB hd, 4 video card slots. Its only coming shipped with 1 GTS 250 because I had to cut costs, but Im going to fill it up with the new Nvidia Fermi cards. Ill probably rock 2 of them. Also a killer xeno pro network card, and an extremely badass case with 200mm fans, 140mm fans and liquid cooling. That should be here in about a week.

Anyways take care all I was just stopping in to say hey, take care Marric, Faulken, and you too Grai:)

[Worry]

Knew this would be a good thread.

[Grai]

I'm awesome and have awesome things and you should be totally jealous!

Take care Koar, thanks for stopping by. :)

[Lethargy]

Hamsterfuff quit the game for good and he is never returning.


Praise the fucking lord, ask him if there's a SC2 equivalent to Healing Stream Totem

[KoarReborn]

Well, it is true that I am better than you Grai. Everyone is.;)

[Pigpen]

Well, it is true that I am better than you Grai. Everyone is.;)

I beg to differ. Grai > Me. :(

[Drock]

Usually when people say they move on... thats what they do.

[KoarReborn]

Maybe Drock, but how can I resist stopping in to say hello to the Guild that will not stop talking about me? Even years and years after my first departure?

I wrote those letters Grai posted 4 years ago, and yet he can bring them up at the drop of a hat if I were to stop by and say hello:)

So answer me, How can I move on from you, if you will not move on from me?

The truth is that you all love me and I am truly your Overlord in the game and in life, and without your true master, you can only exist in a state of confusion and broken heartedness.


By the way its nice to hear from you too Drock. Good to see the grudge is still going strong with you as well:)

[Grai]

Nice to see you're as insightful and intelligent as ever.

Searching the forums for old posts is not hard. Also, you're banned. No one likes you, and no one talks about you. Don't bother stopping by again.

Get drunk and post about how that shit makes you feel.

[KoarLovesGrai]

Oh no I'm banned lol.

No one likes me, I am just a bad person overall.

I am the most evil person on the planet and everyone should stay away from me.

I actually only posted here for my own amusement. I am sure you have guessed that by now though, I love fucking with you guys.

People with no sense of humor are so fun to mess with. Especially little nerds huddled together in a has been guild on a complete failure of a server known as Maelstrom.

[Evilstooge]

YOU ARE THE PUPPET MASTER

[Grai]

Damn you sure showed me. The guy who makes two new accounts just to tell us how awesome he is and how he wants to troll us. Internet people who don't know you and wouldn't shed a tear if a bus plunged your face into your asshole.

Someone unleash Irrihaks on this thread.

[Worry]

Praise the fucking lord, ask him if there's a SC2 equivalent to Healing Stream Totem

^ hahah

[Stryn]

Thread did not disappoint.

[Faulken]

lol

[Pigpen]

I really am happy I didnt know this douche. Did Lethargy and this tool ever co-exist. Cuz I dont think thatd be possible. All the stupidity spewing out of this dudes mouth would drive Leth insane.

[Vexii]

I don't even know who this guy is, and I already don't like him.

[Avonaco]

I am also happily married now.

Does your wife know that you are a terrible troll

[Faulken]

At least he didn't MH maladath.

Or was is OH? I don't remember.

[Samadams]

That wasn't even good trolling.

[KoarHound]

You know, I think the world was done a favor when Irrihaks was born mute. After reading all the stupid shit that comes out of that bitches brain I am eternally grateful knowing that no one has to listen to her talk. Less stupidity infecting the societies of the world.


But Grai, what if I told you that I have a character in your guild, and that hes been in it with you guys for a long time without your knowledge, and has even gone on raids with you?

[Io]

ITT a hasbeen that never was, tries to become something he never will: Witty.

[Stryn]

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

[Tephea]

You know, I think the world was done a favor when Irrihaks was born mute. After reading all the stupid shit that comes out of that bitches brain I am eternally grateful knowing that no one has to listen to her talk. Less stupidity infecting the societies of the world.


But Grai, what if I told you that I have a character in your guild, and that hes been in it with you guys for a long time without your knowledge, and has even gone on raids with you?

Koar has a sleeper cell intending to cause dissention among the ranks. Or he is a complete retard, one or the other...

[Luxferra]

Catastrophic? No wonder you were so pro. That guy is a badass.

[Sugarcakes]

lmao what a surprise koar is still a pathetic shell of a 'man' who can only escape the siren call of suicide by projecting his personal failures onto internet acquaintances

because this retard wakes up in a cold sweat years later after being rejected by a world of warcraft guild he assumes that those who rejected him must also be that obsessed. sorry its just you

[Sugarcakes]

Hahaha good times:)

I remember those days, back at the beginning of BC. Everyone rushing to level up and all that shit lol.

I had to quit the game back then, I had too much going on in my life. I was meaning to quit you guys for a while and then I decided to do it when I was wasted.

Things are going good for me now. Just bought a 2500 square foot house with a 1 acre yard in the country. My job is great, I get paid a lot of money at what I do and I am happy with it. They are taking care of me real good while im on short term disability right now too. So its kind of like a little vacation away from work while I heal, but im still getting paid. Also my insurance covered the 16,000 dollar operation 100% so I am pretty happy with that as well.
I am also happily married now. Crazy that all that has happened since I quit WoW isnt it? I guess I was just spending too much time worrying about purples.


I just play WoW casually on a different server but I still get to raid ICC. I am also in a good guild and have no intention of ever going back to Maelstrom:) When I left with my Warrior and Rogue that was goodbye forever.

Hamsterfuff quit the game for good and he is never returning. But both of us are getting ready for Starcraft 2 as should all of you. I bought a brand new PC for it, its going to be a beast. i7 930 overclocked to 3.4 ghz, 6gb of corsair ddr3 ram expandable to 24 gigs. Gigabyte Mobo, 1TB hd, 4 video card slots. Its only coming shipped with 1 GTS 250 because I had to cut costs, but Im going to fill it up with the new Nvidia Fermi cards. Ill probably rock 2 of them. Also a killer xeno pro network card, and an extremely badass case with 200mm fans, 140mm fans and liquid cooling. That should be here in about a week.

Anyways take care all I was just stopping in to say hey, take care Marric, Faulken, and you too Grai:)

lol its literally YEARS later, no one gives a shit about you koar, no one ever gave a shit, just look at all of these desperate words no one is even going to read. stop begging us to cum on your face

[Sugarcakes]

Maybe Drock, but how can I resist stopping in to say hello to the Guild that will not stop talking about me? Even years and years after my first departure

i mean look at this, koar's alcoholic retard-brain doesn't understand word files or bookmarks. he probably thinks the ability to type over 20 wpm is a superpower only granted by a drunken rage. hes projecting so hard he's convincing himself right now that i am a depressed alcoholic who beats up her girlfriends lmao

[Sugarcakes]

koar please tell us the story about how you got thrown out of the military because of your insatiable lust for niggerdicks

[Stryn]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE KOAR!? YOU HAVE AWAKENED THE BEAST!

[Sugarcakes]

koar come zing me with some witty one-liners that display your elementary-level vocabulary hahahahaha

[Sugarcakes]

i could literally just bang my flaccid cock against the keyboard and crank out more wicked iceburns than koar's entire al-anon support group working overtime (haha just kidding they kicked him out for lack of social skills)

thats even assuming his pickled thinkmeats retain the ability to concentrate that long on something, im assuming he went all memento and tattood "KKW RAPED AND KILLED MY FLOWERING SELF ESTEEM" backwards on his chest

[Sugarcakes]

lets face it the only reason this thread has such a high view count is everyone refreshing to see if i posted yet, yall have a good evening hope u enjoyed the show!! stick around for the afterparty of koar drunkposting

[Io]

someone link his awesome display of video game skills in the Ring of Valor event

[Sugarcakes]

lol koar thinks caring about video games makes you a nerd (while obsessively stalking your ex-guild and holding hilarious grudges against individuals for hurting your feelings over the internet is perfectly normal), im completely serious that he's the most textbook case of psychological projection ever. you can easily read his entire life story by seeing how he attempts to insult others and his desperate insistence that he's happy and successful

[Grai]

But Grai, what if I told you that I have a character in your guild, and that hes been in it with you guys for a long time without your knowledge, and has even gone on raids with you?

I would say you're full of as much fucking shit with this statement as you are with the rest of the bullshit you spew. You'd know I don't play, and you'd know I don't raid. And that I haven't for a long time.

Also, Irrihaks does not disappoint.

[Confessor]

I banned the IP address he's been using to register accounts with both on the forums and at the router the web server is hosted on.

Here's hoping he does something retarded like use the Tor network or something like that to troll us some more because this thread is actually quite enlightening.

Kids, don't do drugs and do not turn out to be some internet fag that has nothing better to do with his life then troll an internet WoW guild.

What a fucking loser. Hahahahaha.

[Zwingley]

Irrihaks does not disappoint.

Pretty fuckin' much. Bahahahahahahaha

[Worry]

I banned the IP address he's been using to register accounts with both on the forums and at the router the web server is hosted on.

Here's hoping he does something retarded like use the Tor network or something like that to troll us some more because this thread is actually quite enlightening.

Kids, don't do drugs and do not turn out to be some internet fag that has nothing better to do with his life then troll an internet WoW guild.

What a fucking loser. Hahahahaha.

proxy > anyforum

[Marric]

Any post related to Koar since 07 has been epic. Great read.